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So I have a question. I work at the fair every year since I was ten. There has always been this church type booth where they give you a dollar for answering a few questions. I'm not a very religious person but I figured hey I gives me money for a soda so why not. So me and my Gramma go to do that and it begins typical enough. But then they start sayin how gods standards are so ridiculously high that you have to die within hours of birth to not go to hell because everybody sins. Now I'm sorry but if a little girl is the most ugly person I've ever seen I'm going to tell her that she's beautiful. Now i ask you to imagine the little kids who go u